WHAT NOT TO DO DURING THE HOLIDAYS
(Marie Claire)
Consume fruitcake, eggnog, or gelt.
Kiss anyone under the mistletoe whom you wouldn't kiss under any unadorned archway.
Make your own wrapping paper from potatoes and beet juice.
Display a pine branch vertically in your apartment and call it a Christmas tree. Because you'll be at your folks' place soon anyway, and, honestly, that Charlie Brown tree is the most depressing thing we have ever seen.
Use phony plastic Christmas stuff. Examples: fake trees, spray snow, Jessica Simpson's holiday album.
Wear the Santa hat, and nothing else.
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