Gifts for him

WHAT TO GET YOUR GUY FOR VALENTINE'S DAY

(TheNest.com)

Rock Band: Whether he fronted a band in college or can't even play the kazoo, every guy secretly dreams of being a rock star. So buy him the video game Rock Band, which lets him be a guitarist, singer, drummer, or -- if he has serious self-esteem issues -- bassist in his very own virtual band.
Silence: Contrary to popular belief, the thing married men miss most about their bachelorhood isn't the opportunity to go out and chase women -- it's the opportunity to stay home and be alone. So agree to schedule nights where he can rule the remote and eat chicken-fried bacon pizza while you go out with friends or work in your home office with the door closed. You'll be surprised how quickly it'll recharge his emotional batteries.
Get-Out-of-Jail-Free Card: Hey, we all make mistakes. Simply tell him that he can redeem this card after a mild-to-moderate screw-up in the coming year. In return, you'll forget it ever happened -- no questions asked. He'll be grateful for your understanding, and you'll be assured that he didn't lie in order to escape your wrath.
An Outfit Worn for Him: Your guy knows that you usually dress to impress other women, not to attract him. So when you do wear something that's solely for his benefit, he's extremely appreciative -- and can't wait to tear it off you. Don a shirt with a plunging neckline, fishnets, or a skirt that's an inch shorter than anything else in your closet.
Less Makeup: A little eyeliner and lipstick are great. But unless you're a newscaster or an octogenarian, there's no reason to cake your face with goopy foundation and -- sorry, but you're not really fooling anyone -- patchy zit-hider. Up close, subtle makeup is always more attractive. Besides, guys appreciate women who look good au naturel.
Gift Ideas -- For You: What better way to say you love him than to spare him from aimlessly wandering around a crowded mall until he buys you a woefully ill-advised gift at Hot Topic? If catching on to subtle hints isn't his specialty, have a friend brief him on what you might like this year. He'll feel like a genius, you'll get exactly what you want, and you'll both eliminate awkward trips to the store to buy, and then secretly return, crappy presents.
Binoculars: The best gift is unexpected, something he wouldn't buy for himself, or is able to elicit an emotional response. Believe it or not, a pair of binoculars is all three: It's an unusual present, and unless he's a private detective, weird birdwatcher, or total pervert, chances are he doesn't own a pair. Plus, they'll remind him of the first time he was fascinated by binoculars as a little boy. (All boys are.)
Booze: Sure, his occasional intake of alcohol has indirectly led to an argument or two. But it's a gift you can be sure he'll use and enjoy. Rather than buying him a case of the beer he guzzles with buddies on Sundays, introduce him to something he may not have tried before.
Fantasy Sex: Sure, it seems like a no-brainer, but first you have to do some detective work. Was he particularly attentive during the refrigerator scene when you rented 9 1/2 Weeks? Then bring some strawberries to bed.