Top Ten Signs You Need a Vacation
10. Grocery shopping is the high point of your day.
9. You read text exclusively between the lines.
8. The last movie you saw was 'Gone With The Wind'.
7. You repeatedly ask your co-workers to put tanning lotion on your back.
6. Your fingers are stuck in "asdf jkl " position.
5. You take Labor Day literally.
4. You average about one nervous breakdown a week.
3. Your mobile home has traveled more often than you.
2. You win the award for most consecutive days of attendance.
1. You see the light at the end of the tunnel and believe it is a train coming at you!
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